thanksforsayingthat:

This is so adorable!
assholedisney:

working on cover letters

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

1 hour ago · 220,128 notes

deadgirlshoes:

Remember when Harry, Ron and Hermione walked in on Remus and Tonks whispering while having breakfast together and then they dropped them at Hogwarts and Tonks morphed into an old lady?

Like, she could look like anyone. She could look like fucking Madonna. But nope, she went with old lady.

Well what if she did that because Remus had told her she was too young for him? 

yOU FUCKING TWISTED HUMORED SHAPEFHIFTING CUPCAKE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

1 hour ago · 267 notes

pocketpadfoot:

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

They start the game Friday afternoon and Saturday morning half of Slytherin is in the hospital wing

1 hour ago · 11,539 notes

officialbrostrider:

helenaphan:

officialbrostrider:

i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

did you say yes

DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

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1 hour ago · 282,463 notes

higherfunction:

if i lay here

if i just lay here

would you lie with me and marathon the extended edition lord of the rings trilogy

1 hour ago · 54,178 notes